Speakers Are Available

We need you to help your Memorial Society find speaking engagements in order to inform more people about the services we provide. How about your AARP group? Your retirement crowd? Your church group? Rotary, Kiwanis, Lions Club or other service organization? Call the Memorial Society at 216-751-5515 to share your contacts with us. You’ll be doing your group, friends and the Memorial Society a favor. The presentation will be entertaining, including some knee-slapping funeral jokes like this one:

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Give me some good French wine and French bread,” he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him. Next it was the Italian’s turn. Give me a big plate of pasta,” said the Italian. So they brought it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him. Now it was the Jew’s turn. “I want a big bowl of strawberries, ” said the Jew. “Strawberries!!! They aren’t even in season!” “So, I’ll wait…”

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